Covenants New Age Christian Store Ad
Lots of our Christian holidays are really just a renaming of pagan holidays. It's easier for a religion to set up shop when it adopts the customs and ways of the established faith. This ad was a sort of parody of that: Trying to lure back all the Oprah-watching faithful. We saw this sort of conversion tactic in action once at The Lance. One of the Campus Crusade for Christ people tried to convert our editor Larry. I guess converting the editor of The Lance would be considered a major coup. They got wind that Larry was a bit of a party guy. The missionary suggested to Larry that Jesus too liked to party.
"Based on what scriptural evidence?" demanded Larry.
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