Chess jokes. And funny ones at that.
I like this one too because it's an entire article using sports clichés. It's weird, but the sports page is the most solid page in this parody issue.
laugh today when I read the pizza joint's customer promise "We deliver
in 80 minutes or please call again." I think The Legendary Kevin Johnson penned this one. The on-campus pizza joint was notorious for its
slow and surly service. Anyone that knows anything about
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