This ad was mine. You can sort of tell from the shitty layout. I loved the clip art of the grizzled usher/portage guide. His rifle, however, did not look menacing enough so I photocopied a picture of a German assault rifle and added the end of that gun's barrel to the rifle image. Here we make a reference to Amex's new "pull-tab" precious metal prestige card. You'll also notice the 1-800's 4012 digits… a call back to the PennySaviour which used 4012 for all phone numbers and addresses.