Percy Hatfield was a reporter for CBC Windsor. The "Rest of the World Bureau" I guess is a poke at the Globe's Toronto centric attitude.


I wrote this one.


Fred Standish was a character that appeared in our comedy radio show. Fred Standish was our archetypal staunch American conservative: Anti-Miranda Rights, anti-women, anti-immigration, pro-gun. He would give regular commentaries on our show, beginning his pieces with "Fred Standish here" followed by a patrician-like nasal snort backed by a faint southern twang.


Fred Standish made a latter appearance in another Lance April Fool's issue, our Border City Lance parody.






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