The photo was mine. Part of my "Windsor: A city of despair" series. The rest of this wonderful article is by Terry. The article was prompted when, I believe, Marty Gervais wrote a review of books he liked to read in the bathroom. I think Terry felt this fell under the category of "too much information" and decided to parody this.

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