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>La Aussi Cliques<

Qu'est-ce que the hell?

Merde l'egal

L'doit voir de c'est hostie

Sacre bleu!

Sacre L'Windsor!

La conspiracy d'explained tres simple!

L'humor blance label

La Lettre fait par un Hostie Canadian lupo!

Parlez avec la Nigerian Scammer mon d'argent!

Tombez moi l'ehomme des belle lettre

 

> Help Make Me Famous <

I know what you're saying to yourself:

"Hey, finally a second language I can speak but, like, so few actually speak it … willingly. What can I do to increase Franglais' public exposure, drive traffic to Karl Mamer's wonderful web sites, and abuse my work's laser printer/photocopy machine?"

I'm so glad you asked! I've created several PDFs of select Franglais lessons. They're in a "z-fold" brochure format.

1.      Simply download a PDF. (You'll need Adobe Acrobat but I mean who doesn't have Acrobat these days? Certainly all the cool kids have it…)

2.      Print the first page.

3.      Reinsert the paper into your printer and print the second page on the back. (This third step is easier said than done as it's rarely obvious which way you have to put the paper back into the printer to get it printed on the still blank back side and not over printed on the front side. You might have to try this 4 or 8 times depending on whether you're using right brain functions I obviously lack or a brute force trial and error method, which I always resort to when work resources are up for grabs… But trust me your efforts will be rewarded in the form of my friendship and offers to come stay at your apartment for several days and lounge about in my pjs.)

Front:

 

 

Back:

 

 

4.      You're ready for the complicated Z-fold now that it's all printed out and stuff. (It's preferable it's on some eye catching color paper but I mean white is fine. It's your call. Don't let me micromanage. But I do prefer color. I'll just say that.) Make the Z-fold as pictured below.

 

5.      After you've folded it, distribute it in a fashion you're most comfortable with. Give a copy to a friend. Leave a copy in a Starbucks. Slip them into copies of that snooty Petite Larousse at the bookstore. Leave copies in record stores.

6.      When you notice my name in the paper, email me and tell me I'd be nothing without your evangelizing efforts and demand I repay you by coming to stay at your apartment for a few days.

(An alternative method is printing the front and back pages via your company's laser printer onto separate sheets of paper, inserting them in the company photocopy machine, and using its fancy double siding option to automatically print on the front and back. The inherent advantage here is you can crank off dozens, if not hundreds, of copies.)

Available Lessons:

 

Lesson 13

Franglais for Hockey + Real People

pdf 188K

Lesson 14

Asking for Directions + Don't Bogart Mikey's Hootchie

pdf 132K

Lesson 16

Looking for Love Online + How Club Z Ruined My Life

pdf 137K

Lesson 20

Canadian Holidays Explained + You've Carried That Weight A Long Time

pdf 123K

Lesson 21

Franglais for Summer School + The Ryugyong Hotel

pdf 119K

 

Other Non Franglais PDFs that You Should Feel Free to Distribute as They are Probably Crucial to the Survival of the Human Species:

Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone's Vault + L. Ron Hubbard's Space Jazz

pdf 145K

Life without Senza Titlo + The Use of Deadly Force in the World of Gasoline Retailing

pdf 178K

The Man 2 Dialogs – Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Dating Explained in Three Acts (not brochure sized)

pdf 531K

Conversations with a Nigerian Bank Scammer (not brochure sized)

pdf 828K

 

 

 

 

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