Hello my
friends (Bonjour mez amis)! This is a small French lesson (ca c'est
une petite lesson en francais). In this lesson (dans cette lesson)
you will learn conversational French (vous will prendrez la knowledge de
sortie a la bouche la langage francais de quelle volume) you can use if
you accompany your child's pee wee hockey team to Quebec for national
championships (vos can use si vos escortez road trip ton
too-young-to-understand-the-pressure pee wee reflection de vos failures a la
province hoggy crèche pour la Armageddon playoffs).
Good, let's
begin (Bein, let's allez).
> Le lesson <
English: I'm glad hockey season only lasts from September to June!
French: Ma skills de parenting questionable est tested stretched
thin quand c'est "winter sport" lastez tout well into Juinvrier.
Mais gets me out of the la maison shack d'wife hag.
English: Remember kids, it's not whether you win or lose it's how
you play the game.
French: Bein keep in mind mon pee wee stormtrooper n'est pas c'est
un matter da vos triumph ou vos tombez sur déshonneur si vos don't make the
play offs, ca est un matter de la numerux de players d'opposition body
count vos leavez de coagulating sur la plage d'ice brr wet spots.
English: I'm trying to teach my boy the fundamentals of the game.
That's why I have him read a few pages from Helter Skelter every
night.
French: Mon son de pee wee serial killer est n'est pas grow up to be
une hoggy player pansy d'Wayne Gretskidoo garcon pretty boy mais je will
Probert c'est pee wee goon de fillez la grande strap de jock cup de Charles
"Pocket Rocket" Manson.
English: Hey boy, way to get back into the game! Don't shy away from
a guy body checking you!
French: Tabarnak! Pas fait be un fag! Allez back dans la jeux jihad
hoggy et trip c'est hostie faggot and then skate over his neck!
English: That's okay son, there is still one more period to make up a
12-goal deficit. Get the other kids to do those breathing exercises I
taught you and find your inner Hanson brother.
French: Tabernak si vos n'est pas make un effort vrais before la
buzzer vos will suffer la justice lockerroom kangaroo court avec la towels
wet snapping sodomization!
English: I can't believe those parents from Vermont are booing our national anthem!
French: Arrêtez c'est display couchon boorish! No one est allowed de
boo-ez disgrace la Oh Say Can You See Anthem Canada except mais la Quebecois!
English: I'm going to fucking kill that ref!
French: La seulement raison nos l'est lost c'est jeux one sided est
quand la refing partisan de la linesmen Quebecois! Dit ma une rule de
preventez nos petite Tretiak goalie de surroundez nos crease avec la punji
sticks dung-covered!
