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This Site contains copyrighted photographs, videos, mildly titillating videos, animations, mildly erotic portions of select Disney animations, text, music (I play bongos), recipes (of course) and sounds (collectively the "Chrome"). THIS SITE IS 100% PORNOGRAPHY FREE IN ACCORDANCE WITH COMMON SENSE THAT DICTATES THIS WEB SITE IS MERELY A CLEVER WAY OF ATTRACTING WOMEN - WELL THE WOMEN I WANT TO DATE ANYWAY (heretofore known as "hotties")- AND WOMEN ARE NOT IMPRESSED BY GRATUITOUS PICTURES OF WOMEN SHOWING THEIR CONSIDERABLE ENDOWMENTS, EVEN FOR THE PURPOSES OF SCIENCE. I WANT TO ATTRACT A GOOD WOMAN. A GENTLE WOMAN. A SMART WOMAN. A SUPPLE WOMAN. NOT SAYING I'D KICK A SUNSHINE GIRL OUT OF BED MIND YOU. BUT THOSE WOMEN AREN'T TYPICALLY ATTRACTED TO MEN LIKE ME ("ME" MEANING COLLECTIVELY BUILDERS OF WEB SITES AND WRITERS OF LICENSE AGREEMENTS) SO I FEEL MY POSITION ON MATTERS OF PORNOGRAPHY IS A REALISTIC ONE. UNFORTUNATELY.

It is illegal to duplicate, download or distribute any Chrome from this Site except for your NON-COMMERCIAL PERSONAL USE. I may have said that already but its worth repeating. You may not modify or alter the Chrome in any way, unless you intend to:

a) modify the pictures in such a way as to make it appear that my head shot is upon (that is fixed to the shoulders in a realistic fashion) the shirtless or wet bodies of the following celebrities: Matt Damon, John F Kennedy Jr., Harrison Ford, or that guy who plays Fox Mulder (in no circumstance may body shots be substituted for anyone from a Star Trek series/movie or a Canadian domestic beer commercial)

b) these pictures are then encoded in Braille format and given to your attractive blind friends.

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