Hello my
friends (Bonjour mez amis)! This is a small French lesson (ca c'est
une petite lesson en francais). In this lesson (dans cette lesson)
you will learn conversational French (vous will prendrez la knowledge de
sortie a la bouche la langage francais de quelle volume) you can use if
you try to seek love on the Internet (ta sink au novelle levels de
pathetic attemptez de l'amore desperate) and talk with a French speaker
in chat room (et learnez de dit en QWERTY mack daddy dans un chamber de
hot chat).
Good, let's
begin (Bein, let's allez).
> Le lesson <
English: What's your age/sex/location?
French:Par chance, avec c'est AOL nom
d'screen chatroom guerre "Sixty69Dude" tu est une belle femme
d'missy qui est ready to play?
English:Oh, you're a guy?
French:Tabernak, tu est
aussi une hostie gent de chatroom I - was - a - high - school - loser -
never - made - it - with - a - lady en sa quest du turnover une roche pour
la femmes d'bonne frottage webcam?
English:So, umm, how about them Expos, eh?
French:Je seulement de dit parlez typez hunt 'n' peck avec une homme
aussi long enough de maintain la fiction polite je suis in la guerre de
chatroom "BondageDoms" pour la belle expérience edification de
chattez intellectuelle au sujet lifestyles vie alternative exotique.
English:Okay well have a good night and
thanks for the chat.
French:Zut, merci, tu est
allez a la futon crusty I - don't - want - to - think - about - your -
bedsheets pour la nuit et je can returnez de finding la schoolgirl sweetie
with a classy kinda sassy.
English:Hello, SmoothGirl18, how are you
tonight?
French:Bon soir, c'est
l'user nom d'screen enticing, little skirt's climbin' way up the knee?
English:Oh, you live in Romania? Sure I go there a couple times a year.
French:Oui. Je suis un
homme de married de twenty ans so ill est not incroyable je est willing de
voyager a la Estern Europa pour la sex tombez savage extra marital bang
bang with avec someone ANYONE escapez ma wife d'hag stretch marks.
English:Do you have a picture?
French:Avez - vous, let me
ask you, un poleroid eletronique de visage already - my - mental - image -
of - you - is - sure - to - be - disappointed - by - reality ou peut-être
un URL featuring ta snaps boudoir de web site maintained de ex-boyfriend
disgruntled?
English:Thanks for the picture!
French:*la shudder grande mal*
English:No I've never actually met someone
with a partially formed unborn twin growing out of her shoulder. That's an
interesting tank top you're wearing, however.
French:So, tu dit c'est
poleroid horror show de malformation even - a - man - married - as - long -
as - me - can - find - nothing - sexy - about - hair - and - teeth -
growing - out - of - a - shoulder est n'est pas totally d'uncommon dans la
Romania denizens majority interred a la Communist-era public masion
habitant buildez over la dumps chez toxic waste? Hein? Darwin in
action?
English: Gosh, look at the time! Well, I
should go to bed. If you give me your email, I'll mail you some time. I
really will.
French:La seulement
d'avantage a la chat d'internet racey est la femmes n'est pas can belle
voir mon visage guilty qui always gives me away dans la life vie real de
lying outre mon ass fat.
